1. callmeoutis:

    snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that

  2. lanadelblu-ray:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:


sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass


all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

You’ve earned your beautiful stripes, you fine ass tiger.

    lanadelblu-ray:

    therainssmallhands:

    turntechstridercest:

    jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

    doctorrivaille:

    sb5ive:

    rapunzelie:

    new undies: cute
    stretchmarks: also cute

    No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

    all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

    1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
    2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
    3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
    4. also fuck you.

    I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

    FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

    You’ve earned your beautiful stripes, you fine ass tiger.

  3. Autumn in NYC

    (Source: photosetavenue)

  4. nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

    ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

    IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

  5. poyzn:

    Animals that are patiently awesome.

  6. entering-loser-ville:

    godshideouscreation:

    thisisnicolai:

    "Fuck yo ambitions"

    this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

    One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it

    (Source: ThisisNicolai)

  7. zic0sdreads:

    xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

    christmascrayonwillow:

    candycreme:

    do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

    #disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

    (Source: mrssaberhagen)

  8. thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

    thebest-memes:

    "No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

  9. sofapizza:

theclearlydope:[via]

We need to work on that poker face.

    sofapizza:

    theclearlydope:[via]

    We need to work on that poker face.

  10. (Source: barfpop)

  11. (Source: memewhore)

  12. dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

    TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

    (Source: mykingdomforapen)

  13. (Source: hurwitzs)