1. (Source: heliolisk)

  2. onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

    onemuseleft:

    ittlebitz:

    starrysleeper:

    Wait a minute…

    I have been laughing at this for hours now…

    So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

    There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

    Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

    So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

    Good job Internet.

    (Source: itscalledfashionlookitup)

  3. recently-fallen-angel:

    i-cant-let-you-down-again:

    WHY COULDN’T THEY LET BOBBY LIVE

    WHY COULDN’T BOBBY BE WITH JODY

    WHY COULDN’T BOBBY HAVE LOVE

    'Cus some Dick shot him

    (Source: letmesayiloveyou)

  4. jonathizzle:

    When the hot classmate sits next to you

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    When the hot classmate talks to you

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  5. "It used to be about trying to do something. Now it’s about trying to be someone."

    ― Margaret Thatcher (via dutchster)

    (Source: unplannedchild)

  6. (Source: ohsoswiftly)

  7. latteinparis:

    thedevilswaiting:

    The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

    The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

    Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

    That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

    One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

    Holy shit

    Well shit man

    (Source: xxdardarxx)

  8. itssexualhour:

    My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

  9. thedoctorstwin:

"feel my leg i just shaved"

    thedoctorstwin:

    "feel my leg i just shaved"

    (Source: fitzroythecat)

  10. bride-of-bucky:

    The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

  11. officialbrostrider:

    helenaphan:

    officialbrostrider:

    i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

    two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

    did you say yes

    DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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  12. germball:

    if anyone ever asks me what orange is the new black is about i will send them these pictures without any context or explanation 

  13. justin-steven:

more-pomegranate:

unkiss-ed:

justin-steven:

If you’re ever feeling down then click here to see the 20 happiest looking animals ever; these will make you smile.

this actually made my day thank you

#13 is the cutest thing ive ever seen :)

    justin-steven:

    more-pomegranate:

    unkiss-ed:

    justin-steven:

    If you’re ever feeling down then click here to see the 20 happiest looking animals ever; these will make you smile.

    this actually made my day thank you

    #13 is the cutest thing ive ever seen :)

    (Source: justin-steven)

  14. awmailk:

    Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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    (Source: alienfucks)