1. life-at-taco-bell:

    You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  2. drake & josh

    • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
    • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
  3. zohbugg:

    This movie was gold.

    (Source: thorinium)

  4. wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

    wo-nderland:

    JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

  5. politicalsexkitten:

    Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

  6. (Source: ellendegeneres)

  7. zooeyclairedeschanel:

    i found my new favorite twitter

  8. (Source: teenagenicks)

  9. amovible:

    fallen-inspiration:

    thegeekcooks:

    This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

    Where the hell is this from?!

    You’re kidding me?

    (Source: kpfun)

  10. mikkkeymau5:

    eldiablocabra:

    awkwardvagina:

    alvxandra:

    oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

    image

    "Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

    Lmfaooo

  11. kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

    kayleyhyde:

    We all know that feeling, vending machine

  12. the-murderous-bettie-rage:

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

    (Source: sohapppily)

  13. lexscape:

the accuracy has me in tears

    lexscape:

    the accuracy has me in tears

  14. spiritdick:

I want to know why

    spiritdick:

    I want to know why

    (Source: ahlistoquevillero)

  15. kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

    kamikatlifts:

    IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

    (Source: yodiscrepo)